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A freshfaced lad on the eve of from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
Women are like guns keep one around from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
Women are like computers even your smallest from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
What do you calll a woman that from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !
Doctor Sawbones speaking Oh doctor my girlfriends from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?
Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh, doctor, my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in, say, three or four weeks' time?
Brother What kind of sharks never eat from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ? Sister: Man-eating sharks.
Why are women such bad driversBecause there from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Why did the women cross the road from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why did the women cross the road? Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
Why did the woman take a load from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.
Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.
Teacher Who was the first woman on from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
Why do women pay more attention to from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
What do you call a woman who from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
What Do you tell a woman with from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.
Should I have a baby after No from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
Why havent Women landed on the Moon from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
On a TransAtlantic flight a plane passes from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one move s. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. This tall, tanned and built guy with jet black eyes starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one move s. As this man approaches, the woman begins to get excited. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."
A man was walking along a beach from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. "Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish." The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My w ives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy." The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. "Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! You're going to have to think of another wish." The man agreed, and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My w ives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. I want to figure out why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', and know how to make them truly happy." The genie paused for a while and said, "How many lanes do you want on that bridge?"
A group of girlfriends is on vacation from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there nare still two floors left, they continue on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." They start going up and on the first floor the sign reads, "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads, "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads, "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there nare still two floors left, they continue on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect. "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are about to go in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they would be missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. On the fifth floor they find a sign that reads, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
A man inserted an advertisement in the from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."
Why do men die before their wives from Flashcomment Women jokes Jokes
Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.
Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.
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